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Tuesday, 2 February 2016

99 CENTS: The Benghazi Affair by Ward Salud




Hillary Clinton: First Lady, Senator from New York, Secretary of State . . . Secret Agent.

When Huma Abedin, aide to the Secretary of State and fellow secret agent, is captured by the Muslim Brotherhood in Cairo, Hillary sets out to rescue her protégé and friend. During the height of Monicagate, former Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright, took a distraught Hillary and inducted her into the Diplomatic Security Service (DSS), ostensibly an organization to protect America’s diplomats around the world but actually, a secret spy wing of the State Department.

Now, honed as a killing machine, Hillary fights for America and freedom, but the trail she finds on her latest mission baffles even her and tests her belief in America as a force for good. The incident in Benghazi, Libya was actually more than the government has told the American people, more than even her most ardent detractors could fathom.

Fortunately, she’s got her loyal band of followers/friends at Hillaryland, and of course, Bill, to keep her sane in the wilderness of mirrors that is the world of espionage. Because as Hillary well knows . . .

It takes a village—to kick some a$#%!!!
     


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Friday, 28 August 2015

99 CENT BOOK FIND: The Benghazi Affair by Ward Salud

Available for JUST 99 CENTS is The Benghazi Affair: A Parody Novel by Ward Salud (Click for UK, Australia, Canada or India purchase).  Why not grab a copy before it goes back to full price? 



BOOK DESCRIPTION
Hillary Clinton: First Lady, Senator from New York, Secretary of State . . . Secret Agent.

When Huma Abedin, aide to the Secretary of State and fellow secret agent, is captured by the Muslim Brotherhood in Cairo, Hillary sets out to rescue her protégé and friend. During the height of Monicagate, former Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright, took a distraught Hillary and inducted her into the Diplomatic Security Service (DSS), ostensibly an organization to protect America’s diplomats around the world but actually, a secret spy wing of the State Department.

Now, honed as a killing machine, Hillary fights for America and freedom, but the trail she finds on her latest mission baffles even her and tests her belief in America as a force for good. The incident in Benghazi, Libya was actually more than the government has told the American people, more than even her most ardent detractors could fathom.

Fortunately, she’s got her loyal band of followers/friends at Hillaryland, and of course, Bill, to keep her sane in the wilderness of mirrors that is the world of espionage. Because as Hillary well knows . . .

It takes a village—to kick some a$#%!!!
      

Sunday, 9 August 2015

FREE BOOK FIND: The Benghazi Affair by Ward Salud

FREE to download TODAY is The Benghazi Affair: A Parody Novel by Ward Salud (Click for UK, Australia, Canada or India purchase).  Why not grab a copy before it goes back to full price? 



BOOK DESCRIPTION
Hillary Clinton: First Lady, Senator from New York, Secretary of State . . . Secret Agent.

When Huma Abedin, aide to the Secretary of State and fellow secret agent, is captured by the Muslim Brotherhood in Cairo, Hillary sets out to rescue her protégé and friend. During the height of Monicagate, former Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright, took a distraught Hillary and inducted her into the Diplomatic Security Service (DSS), ostensibly an organization to protect America’s diplomats around the world but actually, a secret spy wing of the State Department.

Now, honed as a killing machine, Hillary fights for America and freedom, but the trail she finds on her latest mission baffles even her and tests her belief in America as a force for good. The incident in Benghazi, Libya was actually more than the government has told the American people, more than even her most ardent detractors could fathom.

Fortunately, she’s got her loyal band of followers/friends at Hillaryland, and of course, Bill, to keep her sane in the wilderness of mirrors that is the world of espionage. Because as Hillary well knows . . .

It takes a village—to kick some a$#%!!!
      

Saturday, 25 April 2015

99 CENT BOOK FIND: The Benghazi Affair by Ward Salud

Available for JUST 99 CENTS is The Benghazi Affair: A Parody Novel by Ward Salud (Click for UK, Australia, Canada or India purchase).  Why not grab a copy before it goes back to full price? 



BOOK DESCRIPTION
Hillary Clinton: First Lady, Senator from New York, Secretary of State . . . Secret Agent.

When Huma Abedin, aide to the Secretary of State and fellow secret agent, is captured by the Muslim Brotherhood in Cairo, Hillary sets out to rescue her protégé and friend. During the height of Monicagate, former Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright, took a distraught Hillary and inducted her into the Diplomatic Security Service (DSS), ostensibly an organization to protect America’s diplomats around the world but actually, a secret spy wing of the State Department.

Now, honed as a killing machine, Hillary fights for America and freedom, but the trail she finds on her latest mission baffles even her and tests her belief in America as a force for good. The incident in Benghazi, Libya was actually more than the government has told the American people, more than even her most ardent detractors could fathom.

Fortunately, she’s got her loyal band of followers/friends at Hillaryland, and of course, Bill, to keep her sane in the wilderness of mirrors that is the world of espionage. Because as Hillary well knows . . .

It takes a village—to kick some a$#%!!!
      

Thursday, 23 April 2015

99 CENT BOOK FIND: The Benghazi Affair by Ward Salud

Available for JUST 99 CENTS is The Benghazi Affair: A Parody Novel by Ward Salud (Click for UK, Australia, Canada or India purchase).  Why not grab a copy before it goes back to full price?

 




BOOK DESCRIPTION
Hillary Clinton: First Lady, Senator from New York, Secretary of State . . . Secret Agent.

When Huma Abedin, aide to the Secretary of State and fellow secret agent, is captured by the Muslim Brotherhood in Cairo, Hillary sets out to rescue her protégé and friend. During the height of Monicagate, former Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright, took a distraught Hillary and inducted her into the Diplomatic Security Service (DSS), ostensibly an organization to protect America’s diplomats around the world but actually, a secret spy wing of the State Department.

Now, honed as a killing machine, Hillary fights for America and freedom, but the trail she finds on her latest mission baffles even her and tests her belief in America as a force for good. The incident in Benghazi, Libya was actually more than the government has told the American people, more than even her most ardent detractors could fathom.

Fortunately, she’s got her loyal band of followers/friends at Hillaryland, and of course, Bill, to keep her sane in the wilderness of mirrors that is the world of espionage. Because as Hillary well knows . . .

It takes a village—to kick some a$#%!!!
      

Friday, 7 December 2012

99 CENT BOOK FIND: Rude Britannia by Tim Fountain


Available for JUST 99 CENTS is Rude Britannia by Tim Fountain (Click here for UK purchase). Why not grab a copy today?





BOOK DESCRIPTION
'A wonderfully funny and sociologically piquant work' - Stephen Fry

Tim Fountain knows a lot about sex. 

He's slept with over 5,000 people and been labelled a pervert by much of the mainstream press. But is his sex life really that different from the rest of the country?

To find out, Tim travelled up and down Britain stopping off at swingers' hotels and glory holes, visiting doll fetishists and animal fanciers, dogging devotees and spanking enthusiasts. Peeping between net curtains and nosing about behind bike sheds, he learnt that despite what our Victorian forefathers might have wanted to believe, the British are most definitely doing it - in eccentric, inventive and above all thoroughly British ways.

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

99 CENT BOOK FIND: Rude Britannia by Tim Fountain


Available for JUST 99 CENTS is Rude Britannia by Tim Fountain (Click here for UK purchase). Why not grab a copy today?





BOOK DESCRIPTION
'A wonderfully funny and sociologically piquant work' - Stephen Fry

Tim Fountain knows a lot about sex. 

He's slept with over 5,000 people and been labelled a pervert by much of the mainstream press. But is his sex life really that different from the rest of the country?

To find out, Tim travelled up and down Britain stopping off at swingers' hotels and glory holes, visiting doll fetishists and animal fanciers, dogging devotees and spanking enthusiasts. Peeping between net curtains and nosing about behind bike sheds, he learnt that despite what our Victorian forefathers might have wanted to believe, the British are most definitely doing it - in eccentric, inventive and above all thoroughly British ways.

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

99 CENT BOOK FIND: Rude Britannia by Tim Fountain

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BOOK OF THE DAY: Rude Britannia by Tim Fountain

by Tim Fountain





BOOK DESCRIPTION
'A wonderfully funny and sociologically piquant work' - Stephen Fry

Tim Fountain knows a lot about sex. 

He's slept with over 5,000 people and been labelled a pervert by much of the mainstream press. But is his sex life really that different from the rest of the country?

To find out, Tim travelled up and down Britain stopping off at swingers' hotels and glory holes, visiting doll fetishists and animal fanciers, dogging devotees and spanking enthusiasts. Peeping between net curtains and nosing about behind bike sheds, he learnt that despite what our Victorian forefathers might have wanted to believe, the British are most definitely doing it - in eccentric, inventive and above all thoroughly British ways.

AUTHOR BIO
Tim Fountain (born 23 December 1967, in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire) is a British writer.

REVIEWS
5.0 out of 5 stars naughty AND nice July 28, 2008
Format:Paperback
I loved it.... and I'm not even British! An easy, quick and fun read. An education for me and a bit like reading a naughty diary. I laughed out loud and gasped audibly. Fountain is extremely candid about his own self examination and "seeing something of himself in others" he observed on his journey. His candor is disarming and at times touching. I am now definitely one of his newest and biggest fans and can't wait to read his next book, whatever it may be.



Wednesday, 8 August 2012

FREE BOOK FIND: Pride and Platypus by Vera Nazarian and Jane Austen


FREE to download TODAY THROUGH THE 12TH is Pride and Platypus: Mr. Darcy's Dreadful Secret  by Vera Nazarian and Jane Austen (Click here for UK Download) .  Why not download it before it goes back to full price?






BOOK DESCRIPTION
When the moon is full over Regency England, all the gentlemen are subject to its curse.

Mr. Darcy, however, harbors a Dreadful Secret...

Shape-shifting demons mingle with Australian wildlife, polite society, and high satire, in this elegant, hilarious, witty, insane, and unexpectedly romantic supernatural parody of Jane Austen's classic novel.

The powerful, mysterious, handsome, and odious Mr. Darcy announces that Miss Elizabeth Bennet is not good enough to tempt him. The young lady determines to find out his one secret weakness -- all the while surviving unwanted proposals, Regency balls, foolish sisters, seductive wolves, matchmaking mothers, malodorous skunks, general lunacy, and the demonic onslaught of the entire wild animal kingdom!

What awaits her is something unexpected. And only moon, matrimony, and true love can overcome pride and prejudice!

Gentle Reader -- this Delightful Illustrated Edition includes Scholarly Footnotes and Appendices.

Friday, 20 July 2012

FREE BOOK FIND: Fifty Shades Effed (Fifty Shades of Silver) by Phil Torcivia


FREE to download TODAY is Fifty Shades Effed (Fifty Shades of Silver)  by Phil Torcivia (Click here for UK Download)  .  Why not download it before it goes back to full price?




BOOK DESCRIPTION
PARODY OF FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY


When silver-chinned blogger, Mormon Silver, first met the horny and hungry young entrepreneur, Beatrice Plastique, it ignited a boff-fest that left mattress stains and sore hineys. Frightened, curious, and still hardened by Bea's twisted erotic tastes, Mormon struggles to keep up. Determined to match her raging sexual desire, he turns to ED medicine and adult toys.

Now, Bea and Mormon have it all: syrup, toe-curling orgasms, and a world of freaky kinkery ahead. But, Mormon knows that peeling her away from her evil grandmother and douchie ex, Chris, will pose challenges he could never expect. Mormon must somehow learn to participate in Bea's fetishes without serious injury. And, Bea must overcome her desire to hip-check Mormon into the third row of an skating rink and screw him senseless.

Just when it seems all is well, their murmuring together will cause bystanders to point and say ew, banks will threaten foreclosure, and a single blog post will determine their fate.

Tuesday, 3 July 2012

INDIE NEW RELEASE: Pride and Platypus by Vera Nazarian and Jane Austen



We are happy to announce as an INDIE NEW RELEASE and BARGAIN BOOK:   Pride and Platypus: Mr. Darcy's Dreadful Secret  by Vera Nazarian and Jane Austen (Click here for UK Download) .   Why not grab a copy of this today?






BOOK DESCRIPTION
When the moon is full over Regency England, all the gentlemen are subject to its curse.

Mr. Darcy, however, harbors a Dreadful Secret...

Shape-shifting demons mingle with Australian wildlife, polite society, and high satire, in this elegant, hilarious, witty, insane, and unexpectedly romantic supernatural parody of Jane Austen's classic novel.

The powerful, mysterious, handsome, and odious Mr. Darcy announces that Miss Elizabeth Bennet is not good enough to tempt him. The young lady determines to find out his one secret weakness -- all the while surviving unwanted proposals, Regency balls, foolish sisters, seductive wolves, matchmaking mothers, malodorous skunks, general lunacy, and the demonic onslaught of the entire wild animal kingdom!

What awaits her is something unexpected. And only moon, matrimony, and true love can overcome pride and prejudice!

Gentle Reader -- this Delightful Illustrated Edition includes Scholarly Footnotes and Appendices.

Thursday, 14 June 2012

FREE BOOK FIND: How To Sell A Gazillion eBooks In No Time by Russell Blake


FREE to download TODAY AND TOMORROW is How To Sell A Gazillion eBooks In No Time  by Russell Blake (Click here for UK Download).  Why not download this before it goes back to full price?








BOOK DESCRIPTION
How To Sell A Gazillion eBooks In No Time (Even if Drunk, High or Incarcerated) is a parody of all things related to writing, self-publishing and self-promotion. Featuring 59 Writer’s Tips running the gamut from selecting a blockbuster title to creating compelling narrative and dialog, Russell’s relentlessly evil humor mocks everything sacred to the writing profession. Described as “…the literary equivalent of Ebola” and “vicious, demented, reprehensible brain poison,” Blake’s book is sweeping the publishing industry and garnering rave reviews. A must buy for authors, friends of authors, and readers everywhere.